Thursday, April 16, 2009

All in a days work.

So yeah, I killed three chinese kids, gave a girl an abortion, shot a drug dealer in the head and another in the face, kicked a bloodthirsty rat out of a tenement window to save a baby, attempted rape, drowned my secret love's boyfriend and then left a teen bleeding to death in the Liffey.

What did you do to people in your stories?

No killing bunnies here now.

As the man said.

"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars."

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Totalfeckineejit said...

Somebody stubbed a toe in one of mine.Actually that's a bit grandiose, when I say 'one of mine' it's , er um , the only one.And nobody stubbed a toe in it either.

Niamh B said...

Once one of mine got a haircut.

Mostly they sit around saying to each other "Could be worse, we could in one of Colm's stories"
"Yeah, that's a rough world over there"

Domestic Oub said...

Hmmm... let see...

Killed at least one baby. Performed twisted sex acts in public. Gave a nun a lithopedian. Divorce. Took advantage of senile old person. Enforced transvestism.

how's that?

Uiscebot said...

TFE, for the craic you should create a character and do something horrible to him, or worse, like really evil, make him watch Pat Kenny inteview Pete Doherty.

Oub I knew you'd come through and trump me.

Niamh who had a haircut? Was it the bloke you then cremated in a hotel room or the woman you fed bleach to?

Niamh B said...

Eh, forgot about them, they all had it coming anyway - yeah - even the woman with the haircut - she had to go home and wash it before she was happy with it... Bwahahaha

Anonymous said...

I really think you're being unfair about that interview. It was all Pete's fault - that and the chemistry - the chemistry was all wrong.


Eimear said...

I usually just kill their pets or make them have bad sex.

Anonymous said...

Colm? great meeting you. read Drown Town and really got into it. Will never swim again, not even with Two Birds. -- barry mckinley