'your short story is shit, your head is up your ass. face reality your in a careerless deadend job surrounded by yes men. and wipe the come of your chin youve been sucking on (my boss) c**k too much.'
So goes an email I received yesterday. I had just turned on the pc and in it flew.
I love the way the sender used asterix on the word cock but couldn't find the apostrophe key. No caps either but full stops with spaces after, oddly thought out but rushed. I suspect someone with an urge to fit in but who is a tad anti-establishment. A conforming non-conformist. Or a plain dope perhaps.
My favourite part has to be 'your surrounded by yes men.' Bad grammar aside, I think that's a compliment. If he said 'you're just like all the yes men' I woulda been offended.
Hate mail. I think that means I've arrived.